Children of the Corn, I mean, House.

Dear children of the house,
No, cleaning up does not mean make a bigger mess.
No, you don't have to show me what you got out of the fridge today. Really, it's okay to not leave stuff out on the table.
Guess what?! Paper towels are for more than just wiping your face! They clean stuff up too!!
If you're eating something and an adult takes it away, sitting there and crying is not going to make it any better.
It's really okay to sleep that extra hour. You really don't have to wake up from your nap just yet.
Sometimes I really do want to take a walk by myself. Feel free to stay home.
Same goes for the Wii.
If you could read this, that'd be awesome.
                                                          Thank-You!